Jokes

Funny In-flight Announcements

Posted by LWJ on August 30, 2010 at 9:48 pm

On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, “People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!” —o0o— On another flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot [...]

Some Funny Photos

Posted by LWJ on August 22, 2010 at 11:52 am

LOL Hi, nice to meet u.. WTH? Most dangerous place in the earth! //

Funny Photos Around The World

Posted by LWJ on June 6, 2010 at 2:04 pm

The first one.. what brand of Mee? Maggi or Sedap? 2nd one.. Yeah, really WTF? lol 3rd one.. When under critical circumstances.. No time for waiting!@.@ 4th one.. WAH!! really ma? Puki Mak U lah! 5th one. the truth! last one.. not 5 i suppose with all the previous pictures? Have fun! //

Rude Word Dictionary?

Posted by LWJ on April 20, 2010 at 7:19 pm

Saw this in FB.. classic man! My response? Where is Kam lan? //

Chikungunya or Chiwawa?

Posted by LWJ on February 1, 2010 at 10:19 pm

During post call round, Dr Asri asked us whether we know what is the meaning of Chikungunya.. The history of it? someone answered “Dog” He asked why dog? He said dog.. Then someone said “Itu Chiwawa..” lol I couldn’t help myself but start laughing for a min.. haha Oh ya, the iPad from Apple :P [...]

Google’s Interesting Questions

Posted by LWJ on December 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm

Yesterday my friend Googled 1 very interesting question.. And he found his answer and was satisfied with it.. However, i’m not! :p The question is not complete.. Maybe Google got confused :D So i decided to Google again myself.. With more complete sentence.. And i found my answer and i’m very satisfied with it.. Thanks [...]

不可思议!

Posted by LWJ on May 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm

某日,一辆Nissan Skyline GTR 在高速公路行驶时遇见一辆 Kancil 抛锚停在路边,便好心的伸出援手。 GTR :我把绳子绑在你车然后慢慢拖到附近的车厂。如果驾得太快你便闪高灯好让我慢下来。 就这样GTR拉着Kancil在高速公路上慢慢行驶。 途中,一辆Nissan Fairlady 在超越 GTR 时猛踩空油挑战GTR。 GTR便与Fairlady 飙了起来。 已失去理智的两位车神没有察觉草丛有拿住车速感应器的交警。 交警看了车速感应器的荧幕下了一跳! 赶紧拿起手中对话机与前面设路障的同事报告: “我不敢相信!!! 一辆 GTR 与 Fairlady 在时速220公里并肩的飙着,一辆 Kancil 竟在后面猛闪高灯要它们让路。。 Oh Malaysia Boleh!!” //

Funny Pictures

Posted by LWJ on March 24, 2009 at 10:55 pm

Hmm, you sure you wanna drive? //

Specially for Yi Ge

Posted by LWJ on March 4, 2009 at 4:52 pm

If u read my friend, Ting Yi’s blog, you can feel that he’s still in deep sorrow.. still cant get over his “lost” of loved ones.. Brother, i’m very kind to you.. i have been doing my homework to find a dream girl for you.. From Malaysian Dream Girl.. :clap: Pretty right? haha anyway, other [...]

To Hell and Back!

Posted by LWJ on March 1, 2009 at 12:48 pm

If u have read my previous post regarding the retarded China’s player, then u should able to understand what i’m going to talk here.. Yes, Anwar has tried it before :wink: //